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tinadayton:

So Ray and I are dating and we live together.

This is simply a statement of facts and in no way is it an open invitation for people to ask/dwell into our personal lives. I appreciate people respecting our privacy and not trying to ask us a bunch of questions about our private life. Thank you. <3 

fartsox:

gotcha you fucking cuties

fartsox:

gotcha you fucking cuties

shouldnt:

Steve Burns or ‘Steve’ from Blue’s Clues explaining his inner struggle between which Steve he is. With the help of a stripper and his nerdy friends Steve is able to understand his life more clearly.

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

cards against humanity #5

stripper-princess:

such a powerful message

thatstippytop:

*screams forever*

soopke:

How about these sexy sneakypeak caps???? *DEAAAAAAAD*

*deanmon*

allofmylovetess:

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

that is fucking smooth as hell

rowling:

dakotaaaa:

My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.” 
But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.

There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.

rowling:

dakotaaaa:

My 9 year old brother started reading Harry Potter, and he asked me, so earnestly, “Were the Dursley’s mean to Harry when he was little?” I hadn’t thought much about it before, and he seemed so upset that I totally lied to that little kid. “NO! Of course they weren’t.” 

But then I couldn’t get young Harry out of my head. There must have been a time before he was resigned to their neglect that he wanted their affection.

There will never be a time when I am not absolutely broken up over this.

michaelsgavin:

"I remember Geoff telling me, we should hire this Ray guy, and I said, do you think this guy’s worth it? do you think he should come work for us? and all Geoff said was, I think that guy is going to be more popular than the rest of us in about a year.”

             ↳happy birthday, ray! (september 15th, 1989)